Oh, but it's been a while darlings.

Quote of the day comes from one of my burlesque lists. In an attempt to define classic burlesque, someone says:

"I think that means "don't show up with a mohawk, don't cut yourself onstage and don't pull a twizzler out of your ass".

Wow! Are people pulling Twizzlers out of their asses in other cities? I can't WAIT to go to Atlanta for Mondo Homo!

Mas later, bitches.